Comedian Cameron Steele Nails 2026 Dating Goals In a Brief TikTok Video
Today is December 16, 2025
TikTok comedian @cameronsteelecomedy (Cam Steele) is back at it with another viral hit that's got everyone laughing, cringing, and debating. The video—a straight-to-camera, freehand monologue with the on-screen text Script Program for 2026 floating at the top—features Steele laying out an absurdly long, brutally honest (and clearly satirical) list of dating deal-breakers. Delivered with his signature deadpan energy and escalating intensity, it's pure chaos comedy. No mic in hand, just Steele talking directly to the lens like he's reading from an imaginary manifesto, firing off one cut after another.
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It kicks off strong: If you've got more than one kid, cut. If you've got more than one baby dad, cut. If your baby dad is crazy, cut... Let him kill you. He doesn't hold back, moving into If you sell content, cut—I will not be with a woman whose booty hole is accessible for $4.99 a month, and keeps the momentum with jabs at strippers, ugly feet, not cooking, hating physical affection, lacking reciprocity, and begging for everything. The highlights get even wilder with TikTok-specific callouts: If you listen to the Sprinkle Sprinkle lady or Drew Afualo, cut. As a stand-up comedian himself, he adds, If you don't think I'm funny at all, cut. If you never come to a show, cut. Then it veers into NSFW territory—If you don't give Gawk Gawk 3000 or that Hump 2, cut—before wrapping with deeper (but still exaggerated) ones like not accepting kindness, self-sabotage, inability to apologize, or acting helpless. The whole thing screams satire: Steele's piling on ridiculous standards to roast toxic dating expectations, insecure guys with endless red flags, and internet relationship gurus. The Script Program for 2026 overlay adds that extra layer of irony, like he's programming the future of dating with this nonsense.
Fans are eating it up—comments flooded with this is gold, painfully funny, and people quoting their favorite lines. It's classic Cam Steele: relatable setups turned absurd for maximum laughs. If you're into over-the-top observational humor that pokes fun at modern dating, this one's a must-watch. Check it out here: What's your favorite cut from the list? Sound off!
Reviewed by Hakeem Prime
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December 16, 2025
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